all the costumes for the new CONDENSED SHAKESPEARE are just spread out on my bed
it looks like
well
i’m glad leo is playing gatsby
he never achieved the american dream the same way leo is never going to win the oscar
I’m making Ann look up something Shakespeare for me
Because I know she loves me
I GOT OUT THE FIRST FOILIO FOR YOU EDEN
FIRST FUCKING FOLIO
I GO TO SCHOOL WITH INTELLIGENT THOUGHTFUL CLEVER PEOPLE
WHO MAKE GOOD USE OF THEIR TIME
It sounds like something Robert would sing when he’s high on sugar and caffeine
you know the voice in the background?
that’s THEO
THEO
SWEET BROTHER
COME HOME
I GO TO SCHOOL WITH INTELLIGENT THOUGHTFUL CLEVER PEOPLE
WHO MAKE GOOD USE OF THEIR TIME
“Nick Carraway, a Midwesterner now living on Long Island, finds himself fascinated by the mysterious past and lavish lifestyle of his neighbor, Jay Gatsby. He is drawn into Gatsby’s circle, becoming a witness to obsession and tragedy.”
Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan, Toby Maguire
Best Christmas present ever.
I’m so excited.
UBOS;DZFVIAEU
HAPPY HANUKAH TO MEEEEEEEE
Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they’d start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
Taurus: Their bare hands, and they’d strangle you to death. They’d stare…
well um gee
how’d this get here
This is a text my step-mum just sent me
Amber Hain is one of the best step parents in this galaxy.
JESUS CHRIST THERE’S MORE
IT’S ALL THE SAME GUY
FUCK IT I’M BRINGING THE WHOLE ARSENAL
Take this. It combines into an entire Buster Sword.
I FOUND GRANDAD’S CANE SWORD
fun family history fact he actually used it to beat someone senseless after insulting my gran’s Jewishness in front of him.
he didn’t clean it very well.
Awesometicity!
(And I hope it’s not rusted.)
nah, he wrapped it pretty well.
just little droplets of anti-Semite blood on the hilt.
On the pommel or on the guard?
pommel. he maybe broke the fool’s nose.
JESUS CHRIST THERE’S MORE
IT’S ALL THE SAME GUY
FUCK IT I’M BRINGING THE WHOLE ARSENAL
Take this. It combines into an entire Buster Sword.
I FOUND GRANDAD’S CANE SWORD
fun family history fact he actually used it to beat someone senseless after insulting my gran’s Jewishness in front of him.
he didn’t clean it very well.
Awesometicity!
(And I hope it’s not rusted.)
nah, he wrapped it pretty well.
just little droplets of anti-Semite blood on the hilt.